Turkey
It's November 25th and I'm elbow deep in the cavity of a turkey that smells like whiskey, an appropriate introduction to the holidays. How I got here, I'll never really understand; a week ago Alin and I were discussing what we would do for the holidays and I suggested a full Thanksgiving meal for just the two of us and my pet dachshund. Apparently a full Thanksgiving meal seems to suggest a turkey. Now I'm never one to step down from a culinary challenge, but I admit, I flinched.
I decided to brine the bird; Alton Brown did it, and what the hell did I know about making a turkey? Brining a turkey involves emerging the bird in a salt water solution overnight (or longer) so that the turkey retains its moisture. Normally brines involve about a cup or so of salt; the turkey Alin bought was injected with a saline solution of 8% and I had read somewhere that brining turkey that already had been injected could make it too salty, so I erred on the side of caution and used only 1/4 cup or so of salt. From what I could tell of turkey brine recipes, they're kind of like pickling brines, as long as you have the basics, the rest is up to you. So I just threw together a quick brine that seemed like it would work.
1 cup white vinegar
1/4-1/3 salt
1/2 cup whiskey
2 tbsp dried rosemary
2 tbsp peppercorns
water to fill the rest of the pot.
Maybe I'm a child, but preparing the turkey was one of the most challenging activities I've ever taken part in. The turkey kept leaking red liquid, and I couldn't gather up enough courage to actually reach into the turkey to remove the "giblets". Morbid images of turkey organs being torn away from bones floated through my mind. Were they just floating in there? Of course as I found myself in the midst of a turkey crisis the boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone and I was on my own. Eventually shaking the bird in the sink rendered a small paper bag of, what I assume to be the giblets and also the source of the red leaking. Proud of my heroic removal of the turkey guts I quickly grabbed the turkey and shoved it in my stock pot with the brine, of course it didn't fit. The lid wouldn't go on, and the more I shoved the turkey, the more gross the whole situation became. Brine was sloshing everywhere, and as hard as I tried to be conscious of the health risks associated with raw poultry bacteria, everything in my tiny kitchen soon became covered in smelly turkey/whiskey juice. At one point I pushed the bird down and one of the bones made a popping noise, I admitted defeat and just conceded to put a bowl over the top in the refrigerator and rotate the turkey every 12 hours.
Check the pot size before adding the brine.
The big day was just as trying. After removing the turkey from the brine and washing it in the sink, I became aware of another problem, the neck. Why they include the neck of the turkey with the package, I couldn't possibly tell you. What I can tell you is it looks like something that could have been used as a prop for staged alien autopsy. Sadly the shaking technique didn't render the same results as with the giblets, so here I am, probing a turkey, and crying out of sheer exhaustion. Martha Stewart must have nerves of steel.
Buy tongs.
Alin finally called, and alarmed by a panicked girlfriend made his way to my house. Everything went much more smoothly with support. We inserted butter and rosemary just under the skin like I'd once seen Martha Stewart do to a chicken, and I filled the cavity with the leftovers from making the dressing, celery, garlic, and an onion half. With the turkey finally assembled, we could finally relax. I periodically basted the top with a mixture of honey, whiskey, garlic, and olive oil. After 2 hours of cooking at 325F I covered the turkey in foil and let it cook the remaining hour until the red button popped up. We walked it to my mother's house who "just had to see this", and though I didn't eat any, I beamed with pride from my accomplishment. Everyone enjoyed the turkey and no one came down with food poisoning; I consider this a success.
Whitney's Thanksgiving Menu
Mulled Cider
Drunk Turkey
Jalapeño Cornbread Dressing
Green Bean Casserole
Sour Cream Mashed Potatoes with vegetarian gravy
Handmade Cranberry Sauce
Cheese Cake
Can it.
My mother doesn't have a garden, she doesn't knit, and I've yet to see her can anything. I have grown up in a generation where I know at one point people did these things, but that was a long time ago. Perhaps that is why I look to these antiquated chores as demonstrations of domestic mastery and overall productive uses of time; I'd like to call this the Modern Female Fallacy; welcome.
Using mustard powder instead of seeds will cause your pickling brine to be cloudy, which is apparently undesirable, but I don't really mind either way.
This is easier accomplished by adding the water with the cans already in the pot, so that you don't heat more water than you need.Boil for 5-10 minutes. Carefully remove the jars and let sit. If the lids dimple in the canning has worked, if the lid puffs, then you need to refrigerate the cans and eat the contents within the week.
Senorita, Margarita?
Often the lime juice is replaced by sour mix which is a mix of lime juice and sugar which, in my opinion, is never a good idea. Sour mix is cheaper and often on a bar tap where as squeezing limes by hand might just be a little too time consuming for some places.The margarita, in its purest form is an elongated tequila shot. As anyone who's ever been to Mexico or college can tell you, a shot of tequila is normally accompanied by two things, a lime and salt.
This tradition came from Mexicans using salt and citrus juice to dilute the after burn of the tequila.By adding sugar and mixing the lime juice into the tequila the margarita became the modern man's sip-able tequila shot.
- 2 parts tequilla
- 1 part amaretto
- 1 part olive juice
- 1 part sweetened lime juice
- touch of vermouth
- olives
- A traditional frozen margarita with a DosXX's beer turned upside down in the glass.
- 2 parts pineapple infused tequila (where pineapple has been left in the tequila for an amount of time)
- 1 part grandmanier
- piece of vanilla bean
- 2 parts 1800 tequila
- 1 part fresh lime juice
- 1 part Grand Marnier
- lime wedges squeezed and left in the glass
Name that cookie...
Figs
- 4 black mission figs, washed and thinly sliced vertically
- 4 oz of soft goat's cheese
Soft is important as it must be spread on top of the filo. If you're working with a drier goats cheese mixing it with honey or cream cheese could help the cheese become more spreadable. You want a good layer of cheese.
- 1/4 pack of filo sheets, layered with butter
- 3 tbsp honey
- 1 tsp salt
Slice using a very sharp knife vertically, keeping the tear-drop shape. This just makes a prettier tart, so don't worry too much.Layer the fig slices in any desired order on top of the goat's cheese. Sprinkle salt onto the top of the figs to bring out their flavor. Drizzle honey generously over the top and place in a pre-heated oven at 350 degrees. Bake until the honey begins to bubble on top of the figs and the filo begins to brown. Allow to cool at top with more honey when serving.
Cherries
Now I've never cooked with fresh cherries; they rarely survive the car ride home, but as these were not of the huge black variety I was able to contain myself and give it a shot. I was determined not to distract from the cherries themselves so I kept it simple and lovely.
- 1lb cherries pitted and halved
- 1 tsp almond extract
- 1 tube marzipan
- 1/2 a package of filo
- 1/3 cup butter
- sweetener to taste
- pinch of salt
Keep the marzipan cold, if it melts it will become sticky and impossible to work with!
Bread
- 1 french baguette
- marinated sliced mushrooms
- brie
- raspberry jam
- 2 egg whites
- basil
- organic cherry tomatoes
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 2 cloves of garlic diced
- fresh basil
- oregano
- salt
- black pepper
- juice of 1/2 lemon
- baguette
Orange Sponge Cake
- Spring form pan or small greased 9 inch pan.
- whisk or electric beaters
- 2 mixing bowls
- a way to grate an orange
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 4 eggs separated
- zest of one orange
- juice of 3 oranges
- pinch-o-sal
- 3/4 cup flour
- 1 tbsp of extra sugar
This will take awhile and probably hurt your forearm.Fold the egg-white mixture into the batter one forth at a time using a wooden spoon or another flattened implement. Folding the delicate egg-whites into the heavier batter helps the egg-whites maintain their structure.
Folding is achieved by sweeping the bottom of the batter to the top slowly until mixture is incorporated.
The book says to cook for 30-35 minutes, mine baked for 18 and burned slightly. Perhaps my oven is too hot, but I would suggest vigilance.
- whisk
- saucepan
- basin of cold water
- 1/2 cup butter
- 1 1/2 cup sugar
- 2 eggs
- 2 egg yolks
- zest of one orange
- juice of 2 oranges
Heating slowly prevents the eggs from scrambling.
Tarte Au Citron et Aux Amandes (Lemon Almond Tart)
This part of the recipe takes awhile, and needs to chill in the refrigerator for at least two hours.
- 1 1/3 cup flour
- 3 tablespoons sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
- 4 tablespoons butter
- 2 tablespoons shortening
- 1 beaten egg (with teaspoon of water)
- 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
- wax paper
You can also use just a plain buttered pie plate, but removal would be harder, but if you're fine with keeping it in the pie plate, who cares?Poke bottom of tart crust with a fork 7-10 times, so that it doesn't puff in the oven. Bake tart at 325F until baked but not brown.
- 2 lemons
- a julianne peeler or sharp knife
Leave the white of the lemon peel intact as it's bitter and will be crucial in maintaining enough structure to later squeeze the lemons.In a small saucepan boil the lemon peels for 12 minutes. Afterwards drain thoroughly.
- 1 1/2 cup sugar
- 2/3 cup water
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 1 tsp lavender
- boiled lemon peel
- 2 eggs
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 3/4 cup almond meal
- 1 tsp almond extract
- lemon zest of 1 lemon
- juice of 3 lemons
Cover the edges of tart crust in foil so as not to burn the edges...like I did.
Do NOT let it boil furiously as the sugar will re-crystalize and become gritty. Bubbles are not your friend.Spoon glaze on top of tart focusing in the middle. Let cool.
Gluten-free Cupcakes
- 15 oz white beans canned or cooked
- 4 eggs
- 5 tablespoons light butter or margarine
- 3/4 cup splenda
- 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
- 1 teaspoon almond extract
- 6 tbsp ground almonds
- 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- cupcake liners
You will need a blender of some sort, a hand blender will do, but this is necessary to de-skin the beans. WARNING: make sure the blender does not smell like anything (ie that potato soup you make that week) because the egg yolks will pick-up the smell.
These cupcakes are best small as they are so dense.
Changes
Eggs for Dinner
The trick, I've found, with poaching eggs is to not let the water boil while the egg is in the water, it should just be almost to a boil, the bubbles tear apart the whites.As for the hollandaise sauce, I was a little nervous. After stories of the sauce 'breaking' or the egg yolks 'scrambling' in the double boiler, I was hesitant to use more than 2 egg yolks, as I only had 6 eggs (some of which needed to be poached). But all in all, after removing and then returning and removing again the metal bowl from the double boiler (for fear of a scramble due to heat) it all turned out fine, and even kept for 30 minutes in a warm oven! Granted I whisked in a tad more warm water to the sauce after it sat for awhile, but all in all, the reputation is surely more intimidating than the execution itself.
- 3tbsp butter
- 2 egg yolks
- 1 tbsp lemon juice
- 1 tbsp warm water
Gluttony and Alcoholism: The Grapefruit
Pink is such an odd color for the grapefruit. It is not a girly fruit; there's nothing feminine about the slight bitterness that reaches around and slaps the sweetness right off of your tongue (or perhaps there is). The name itself even seems confusing; it's nothing like a grape, which is itself a fruit. Apparently the name grapefruit came about as they grow in clusters, much like grapes do...I'm pretty sure that's where the similarities end. This being said, I love grapefruit. They are so much juicier than oranges and thus, if you like to juice, are much more appealing and economical than oranges. I don't mind the bitterness either, you kind of warm up to it after awhile. So with a large bag of grapefruits and nothing better to do I set off, to drink and eat some cake.
- 1 part sky vodka
- 1 part fresh squeezed grapefruit juice
- 1 part La Croix pamplemousse water
- grapefruit slice
- 350g white chocolate
- 175g butter
- 70ml grapefruit juice
- 250g almond meal
- 5 eggs
- 100g sugar
- 2 tsp almond extract
- 1 cup organic sour creme
- 1/3 cup sweetener
- 1 tsp almond extract
- 300g white chocolate
- 100ml half and half
- grapefruit zest
Add the half and half in spurts and stop if the ganache starts to thin too quickly. You may not use all of the half and half.Once melted allow to cool and then pour over chilled cake, top with grapefruit zest, chill.
Simple, not boring.
- 1 fake chicken serving
- 4-7 cherry tomatoes
- 1 basil leaf
- 1 roasted garlic clove
- feta cheese
- cracked pepper
- olive oil
Limonada Cordoba
- 7-10 lemons juiced (roll them before you attempt to juice them, it helps)
- 1/2 cup Splenda granular (or sugar)
- 5 sliced strawberries
- 1 tsp almond extract
- 3-5 cups of water (however strong or weak you like it)
- ice
Eastern Block Cooking pt. 2
I've been putting off these applications, I mean really putting them off. I'll do pretty much anything that doesn't involve writing an essay or statement of purpose for yet another law school. I've started making fresh juices, listening to new podcasts, and watching religious fanatics on YouTube all so I can avoid what I should be doing. I've found cooking is the best distraction; it presents itself as productive, which for my needs it clearly is not, and gives me an image of selflessness when I present the newly created food to my eager tasters, though I think they're on to me. Though not to worry dear friends, I promised myself that before I could write this blog entry I would have to finish my application essays to CEU, which I have completed as of yesterday. Thank you, thank you. All they need now is a quick proof read and some scanned documents and I'll have one more application down, making that 3 completed, 3 to go.
Adventures in Eastern European Cooking pt.1
Boil 400 ml milk and quickly remove from heat. Mix flour and 200 ml milk and carefully in a small bowl then pour it into the boiled milk stirring continuously. Return mixture to medium heat and cook until it thickens to consistency of béchamel sauce. Remove from heat and add pine nuts and almond meal. In a separate bowl mix butter, powered sugar, and vanilla together. When the milk and nut mixture has cooled mix in butter mixture and allow for it to chill in the refrigerator for 20 minutes.